you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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