This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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