It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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