just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
please don't ironically join a cult
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