i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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