you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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