So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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