Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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