My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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