hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
