Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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