I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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