if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
