At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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