I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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