C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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