now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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