so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
my poor anus
It's not a walk of shame if you run
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
