got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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