no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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