he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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