So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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