Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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