Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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