how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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