found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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