omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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