All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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