I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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