We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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