sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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