She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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