Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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