Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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