Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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