yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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