it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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