Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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