How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Even my vagina gasped.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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