When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
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