My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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