Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
