Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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