we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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