Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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