How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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