it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
