remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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