We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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