For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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